This is just a piece I wrote in Villiers Park. We were given a newspaper and had to write sometime in five minutes based on a headline or something. There was an article about Kylie Minogue kissing a lady from Scissor Sisters, and then this spewed out of me. I think there's some truth in it.
Some good news is I've been writing recently! It's mostly been fanfiction, but the plots are original. I think I'll definitely post it if it ever gets finished (which hopefully it will because OMG I have ideas!).
Anyway, hope you like this!